Don't Ask Me Blog
January 20, 2010
I have a confession to make. I am a Wisconsin native who only endures winter. I don’t enjoy it. I don’t look forward to it. I don’t welcome it. I use every ounce of imagination I can muster to survive it. I don’t thrive. I barely cope. I am in the minority. Many people are passionate about winter. I know grown men who spend entire weekends huddled in plastic sheeted shelters the size of port-o-potties pursuing fish they would scoff at in July. I know women who snowshoe along nature trails talking about the play of light in the woods and the whereabouts of their men. I know those who spend thousands of dollars to whip across farm fields on snow machines too fast to appreciate any scenery at all, those who spend endless hours in front of computers and game consoles with space heaters at their feet, and those who use the skates and sleds and skis stored in their garage rafters at every opportunity. None of that works for me. As January deepens and I begin to lose...more
December 10, 2009
As holiday music loops endlessly in the background and this year’s first real snowfall floats down, I find my mind drifting to a conversation held recently between a horticulturist, a nurseryman, and me. The topic was the best way to transplant balled and burlapped nursery stock. What I keep returning to, though, is the larger question of which viewpoint is more valid? The horticulturist has the scientific training to explain what a tree needs to survive a transplant. The master gardener has the instruction of the state of Wisconsin University system—botanists, horticulturists, soil scientists, et al—boiled down to make transplants most likely to succeed for the black thumbed among us. But the nurseryman has decades of practical, ‘hands on’ experience to draw from. Does that trump the book learning? Specifically, the three of us were hung up on the best time and technique to fertilize newly transplanted stock. We disagreed. My experience and training runs toward organic...more
November 13, 2009
Each spring I commit a sin. My father called it the sin of assumption. Every year, on Memorial Day, I sow too many seeds on the assumption that this year (unlike all those in the past) my kids will discover a love of garden fresh vegetables. I put in too many tomato and cucumber seedlings on the assumption that this year (unlike all those in the past) my wife and I will preserve them and enjoy them deep into the winter. I thin the beets and kohlrabi on the assumption that this year (unlike all those in the past) someone, other than myself, will appreciate their perfect symmetrical heft at harvest. This year my sin was great. I have reasons. All sinners do. My wife mentioned that a friend had given her a recipe for zucchini bread and that, if I would only grow some for her, she would be interested in making it for us all summer long. The kids, who it turns out have firm ideas about how mothers should bake warm bread for every meal, cheered this idea. As the only...more
October 21, 2009
My favorite story Scheherazade told during her 1001 Arabian Nights of captivity is the one about two men who have reached such a desperate financial strait that they are forced to steal food to feed their wives and children. To me it is a gardener’s story. The men are captured, arrested, thrown into the sultan’s dungeon, and told to contemplate what talent they may offer his highness in exchange for their lives. The next morning, the vizier comes into the dungeons to question each prisoner and decide if they should live or die. By the time the vizier has reached the thieves cell, he has spared no one. “So, thieves, what can you offer to the Sultan in exchange for your life?” The bolder of the two men speaks up. “We can teach horses to fly.” His companion is aghast. The vizier narrows his eyes, suspicious. “You dare lie to me?” “I do not lie, your majesty,” the bold thief said. “We are able to teach horses to fly. Imagine what service this would be to the Sultan. His...more
September 30, 2009
This past Labor Day it occurred to me that my 1600 square foot perennial garden has turned out exactly as I had hoped before I installed it. Completely by accident, the hope has become actuality. The garden does not look like I had envisioned it would, not even close. But my goal was to have a garden which said something about me, to have a garden which, in some way, represents me. Now it does. Sort of. I envisioned a perennial garden that guests I hardly know (most of my wife’s friends, for example) would be able to walk through and think “I don’t know this Tom guy all that well, but I can see that he is an artistic nurturer with an organizational flair because of the way he has bordered his coreopsis with blood-stone.” [I changed this glowing personality trait frequently prior to and during my garden installation. My favorite is still …he has a whimsical sense of humor with a surprising tendency toward hyperbole…] I clearly recall leaning on my over-turned wheelbarrow...more
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About Tom Hill
Tom Hill is the Sales/Marketing Manager for Johnson's Nursery and Johnson's Gardens. As an avid gardener, his blog will attempt to descibe the lighter side of gardening. Tom best relates to the passion for plants and will leave the technical writing to the horticulturists.
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